Monday, June 26, 2006

What follows next are a series of questions. Just relax and answer them as simply as you can. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Answer as quickly as you can.

Alright.


1. FIRST NAME: Javann
2. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? i'm named after Javan in the bible. I know how cool is that.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Hmmm. . .a few months ago.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? when I try

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I like a good roast beef. There's nothing better.

6. KIDS? Of course not.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Are you kidding me? I'm the best friend ever!

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? That's ridiculous. Of course I do.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Way too much for some people's taste

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? unfortunately. I got to get those things taken out.

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I would.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Honey Bunches of oats
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No, I never do. I don't even unbutton my shirts.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I think I am weak. In fact, I know I am weak. Will I ever be strong? Not in every discipline in life. Which is okay with me.

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Butter Pecan or Butter Rum
16. SHOE SIZE? 15

17. RED OR PINK? Pink

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I am forgetful Sometimes to a complete and total fault.
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Who don't I miss the most?


20 WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans, no shoes. Wild child.

22. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? flesh

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Texas double whopper
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the sounds of a fight night round three.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Pitch Black.

26. PETS? None

27. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad actually

28. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Personality.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? sure do

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Gatorade. I can't get enough of that stuff. Its amazing.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Football. Though basketball's a pretty close second, followed by soccer.
32. EYE COLOR: brown

33. HAT SIZE? Like an eight
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Chicken and watermelon. If you don't like chicken and watermelon, something's wrong with you

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies with sad endings are the best
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES? XMen III. I think that was the last one.

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Long days, languid nights, shorts, barbecue, flip flops, summer noises, cool breezes, and all the free food you can eat.
39. HUGS OR KISSES? Either/or
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? I'm a big ice cream fan. If done right that is.

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? I always read For Whom The Bell Tolls in the summer time. Its a good summer romance.

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some advertisement for another mouse.
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? La Femme Nikita. Second season, disc three. That's some solid television.

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Guitar, laughter
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles. Twice the creativity, twice the scandal

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? california I guess.

49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? making friends I guess? Interpersonal communications? Sure we'll say that.

50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? July 7, 1982 Huntsville AL

Last one. Where did the opening quote come from?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Take the money and run

Tired. Very very tired. And concerned that death can result from drinking seven red bulls in a two hour span. Or at least extreme projective vomiting.


And the rage with which he smote them was a mighty rage, a rage that only those who had been smote could feel

Friday, June 09, 2006

I gotta get free/I gotta get free/right into the sun

My car's back! Rejoice!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

It been a while/since I heard this song/and its been awhile/but its not been too long

So I've not posted in a few weeks. If I neglect my blog, its generally because I don't feel like updating it. Not because I've got no thoughts. Its a new month, and its actually pretty nice outside, but that's neither here nor there. What is here and there is the fact that I've got me proper thoughts back in me head right?

So here's what I was thinking over the past few days:

At work a guy comes up to me and tells me he saw me at the mall (parkway place) working one Saturday. His kids are with him, and they say, "Wow Daddy, he's huge, you know him?" You know how little kids can be, right? So he tells them, "Aww, he's just a huge teddy bear." Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. A huge teddy bear? Do you know how much I hate being called a teddy bear? If I were a violent man, we'd have been tussling right there, but I just kinda laughed, albeit awkwardly, and said yeah, I guess I am. Seriously though, who tells someone to their face that they're just a teddy bear? Not to mention I'm not a teddy bear. I'm mean. I hate children. And kittens. Anything I'm not supposed to hate really. Like Della Reese. Hate her.Remember that show Touched By An Angel? Hated it. Besides, even if I were a teddy bear, is it really that obvious? So obvious you present it to your kids as fact, and then tell me so to my face? That's just depressing.

The candiru. Its a depressing little fish with a huge reputation. Its the main reason for never swimming in the Amazon. Its also a pretty convincing argument for creation. There's no way something would evolve that could do that.

Yes, yes, yes, I am currently a bit dark. I work in the sun people. Eventually, all that exposure was bound to turn my skin darker. Did you think because I'm black, that I couldn't possibly get any darker? For all you kids out there wanting tans, I know its not fair, but it took over four hundred years for this skin color thing to be even considered an advantage. I think that balances things out.

Katherine is a type A personality. Interestingly enough, no one else took the quiz. Why is that interesting? No reason really, I just wanted to point out that you people are total losers. Maybe not total losers. Wouldn't want to scare off the few remaining consumers eh? Except for Kat. Thanks for taking my quiz.

C E flat A flat G A E G

That's been on my mind too.

Colt, you moved? Where? More importantly, who's going to help me get a discount on a bass guitar now? Who? Seriously. Who can help me get a discount on a bass guitar? Or at least a get a bass at a fair price.

I don't want to get caught with me pants down on the price. -Turkish