Thursday, November 30, 2006

Today's word:

Annoying. Be sure to scream really loud whenever someone says this word.

Monday, November 27, 2006

I feel as if I should be kicking down a door or something

I'm back! And might I add, with a vengeance. Its been a long long time since I even felt like blogging. I gotta admit, for a while there it was touch and go. I'd want to sit down and pour out my musings on these hallowed pages, only to change my mind halfway through and just close the window and walk away. There's nothing more shameful than the half thought.

So what's been happening? Everything and nothing. I think the very reason I am unable to blog is that as I get older, I realize the very meaninglessness (that's not even a word) of my blog, nay of my life. I think its fair to say that what happens to me is nothing, yet to me, it apparently is everything. A sad broken shell of a man lay before us. I'd like to think that if you're still checking here that you care, but leave us not be too hasty in that assumption. I'd much rather believe that I'm relatively entertaining, especially when one is bored. That having been said, I say, let the festivities begin!

Down here. Yeah, I really don't know what that whole festivities thing is. I think its been so long since I've blogged, I feel as if I should be engaging in some triumphant return actions. Trumpets, elephants, captives from my conquests, all in a procession for my loyal subjects to view. While of course cheering their king. Unfortunately, you can't go crazy on a free blog. Mainly because, free means that its already completely architectured, and secondly, I don't even have the webspace to begin announcing my incredible return. This is sadly lacking.

Here's an interesting thought to conclude on. I'm fond of saying that I am one huge contradiction. Quite fond of it, and I like finding contradictions within myself. Here's a huge one. I'm pretty insecure, but I've got incredible gobs of self esteem. Gobs. You know tons, massive amounts of. . .look it up Crazy right? Of course it is.


Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I was at Save-A-Lot and some kid tried to sell me a $2.00 cup of Kool-Aid. First of all, I could take two dollars and go buy six packs of Kool-Aid, and drink myself silly. Secondly, you're outside of Save-A-Lot. Do you really think people there want to spend two dollars on Kool-Aid. Being an entrepeneur is cool, but don't be stupid.

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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 23%
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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Why? I'd say its definitely more a why not than a why.

No one is suprised by the results I think.

ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.
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And even more!

Main Type
Overall Self
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Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 46%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||||| 65%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 42%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 51%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 48%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 68%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Your main type is 9
Your variant is sexual
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Hmm. . .I'm not much of a perfectionist. I gotta admit, that's pretty accurate, even if nothing else is.