Monday, September 05, 2005

This should come as no surprise to those of you who know me. In two years, I've conquered the world of alcohol and I am amused at the simplicity. Check it out for yourselves. And for the record, I didn't cheat.

Also it should be pointed out I found this quiz on an online dating site. Interestingly enough, its free to take the quiz, you don't have to join, so don't worry, I'm not out looking for love in all the wrong places.








Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (66), and liquor (95).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 72% on proof





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You scored higher than 98% on beer index





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You scored higher than 78% on wine index





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You scored higher than 89% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

2 comments:

Itzjerm said...

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 39% on proof

You scored higher than 64% on beer index

You scored higher than 81% on wine index

You scored higher than 89% on liquor index


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Javann said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Already Jeremy, I have mastered that which you have been attempting for years! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!