Thursday, May 25, 2006

My Favorite Things
1) Warm woolen mittens
2) Bright copper kettles
3) Brown paper packages tied up with string


The laborers are complaining again. Last time, we complained about the lack of a fan, this time, we complain because we work in hot conditions for a solid hour with no water.

No water? We're not even allowed to go take a water break. If you ask a manager for water, you might get told to hurry up so you can finish the sort and then you can drink water till you're blue in the face.

We're angry. I'll probably get sued for posting this and slandering the company name, or some such nonsense. I'm delirious from lack of hydration. I don't know what I'm saying.

I'd be more enraged if it didn't pay so well

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

what happened to rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens?

Javann said...

I'm moody. You didn't know?

Anonymous said...

what about women...they aren't on your favorites list? ;) j/k

Anonymous said...

and just what are in these brown paper packages tied up with string??? doin a little boozing are we?

Javann said...

wow anonymous, you're just downright interested in what I like. Hoping someday to make the list?

Jonathan said...

For the record Javann strongly dislikes women.

That's all.