Happy Time Harry 45% laziness, 37% immaturity, 0% intelligence, 30% evilness

You are a dysfunctional doll that Meatwad bought after Master Shake destroyed his other dolls. You have a switchblade knife for a right hand and you like to abuse any and all substances. You had your kidney removed and you're not supposed to drink but you do anyway because you are a cheap, depressed, foul-mouthed, and self-mutilating doll. You have the appearance and personality of a recovering heroin addict, and tend to depress everyone around you. You even drove Jiggle Billy, Meatwad's preferred doll to attempt suicide.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 71% on laziness You scored higher than 93% on immaturity You scored higher than 0% on intelligence You scored higher than 70% on evilness

Link: The Which Aqua Teen Character R U Test written by barberosa on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Anyway the wind blows. . .

So I've been away from here for a while. Its really because I don't have many deep thoughts. It seems like I spend my time now just drinking in the moment. You know? Sometimes we don't think about what's happening here and now. We get so focused on where we're going, we don't think about what we're passing to get there. How many streets do you know are on the road between you and your job? I know three. There are a lot more than that, just in case you're wondering.

I don't know, this all sounds well and good until you realize that most of the time, where you're going is more important than what's around. Its really just all existential crap that no one wants to admit is complete and total stupidity, to put it mildly enough for everyone's tastes and concerns.

Anyway, I gotta go buy some milk, because I'm hungry, and that's what my cereal needs.

Only click of you think you can handle it.

Really it's not so bad, but some extra squeamish people may think otherwise.

cyclops kitten

Our time is running out. . .Our time is running out. . .Can't push it underground

My time is short. And that's all I've got time to say. Also, I'm on it!!

the world drops and breaks
the fragile glass we love
becomes pieces of what it used to be
our homes our possessions
gone in an instant
and here we are naked and exposed.
what are we to do
what are we to think
what is there left for us?
some turn to careers
others turn to drink
still others fight for causes
they don't believe in
just to feel as if they believe in
our emotions run deep
and every time we cry
they come up to the surface and run
Run away from the prison
away to the light
away into the unknown
rather than be trapped in the known
and so do we.
And so do we.

Done and done, my man...

What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Well I got a job in a new city and moved to that city. That’s the thing that comes to mind. I also recently had some really great sushi and pizza.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I made no resolutions either year, but I did a good job of meeting my goals last year… haven’t set any for this year. I guess not ruining my life financially (or in some other way, but financially would be the easiest way to ruin it) in some way would be cool.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Not too close. I know of a one or two people who did though

4. Did anyone close to you die?
An old family friend died early this week… but I guess that’s 2006.

5. What countries did you visit?
None. Haven’t been out of the country in ages.

6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
I don’t even remember what the crap I was doing in 2004. I don’t think it was that bad a year, though. 2005 was sort of like 2004 on steroids, except cooler. It was a good year.

7. What date(s) from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Yeah, I don’t really feel like going into it. The first and foremost is probably meeting Graham Coxon.

8. What were your biggest achievements of the year?
Job, moved… umm… met Graham. Navigated around Chicago with only a map and a mailing address and the help of a hobo who’ll give directions for money. I dunno.

9. What was your biggest failure?
My biggest failure is that I’m a moron, and I know that now without any doubt. Complete and total moron.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I think it was early this year that I had like the worst week of my life. I got dumped at the start of the week, missed an expensive school exam because I felt horrible (like sick horrible), and then got the flu (that was why I felt horrible). Then I got over the flu and got it again. That couple of months probably really sucked, actually.

11. What were the best things you bought?
That sushi I recently had. Yes.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Umm… mine. Yes, mine. Absolutely.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
I get appalled and depressed at the drop of a hat. Likely too many to count.

14. Where did most of your money go?
food, petrol

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
”You know, lets go to the next question.” Good call, Javster.

16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Isn’t this a freakin 2005 thing?

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
(a) happier or sadder? Happier
(b) thinner or fatter? Exactly the same

(c) richer or poorer? Richer at the moment.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Traveling, field service

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being a moron. Need to cut back.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I spent Christmas in a pup in Knoxville, I think. Eating. Good times.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Well there’d be a better chance of that happening if love actually existed, which it doesn’t. So no. Obviously not.

23. How many one-night stands?
Oh, a ton.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
Arrested Development.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Funny how those things can change. Wouldn’t say hate, though.

26. What was the best book you read?
I read of ton of school books last year… wouldn’t recommend any of them, really.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Of 2005… Sleater-Kinney, the Darkness.

28. What did you want and get?
Nearly everything. Hope I can keep it.

29. What did you want and not get?
Um… nearly everything. Just tell me when I’m getting too ambiguous for you.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Kung Fu Hustle. Best movie ever.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
It was the week I was moving so I was packing and being very busy. 21.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Nothing comes to mind.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
I have no concept of fashion…

34. What kept you sane?
I have no idea. Or maybe I’m so sane I just blew your mind.

35. Which celebrity figure did you fancy the most?
None really.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
What? Politics is still around? Huh.

37. Who did you miss?
I was doing alright. Now days I miss my dog and a few of my friends who I don’t get to see as much as I’d like.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
I’ve been meeting a lot of nice new people.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003?
”The only thing more humiliating than defeat is accepting it as your fate.” Yeah that’ll do.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Please don’t get so mad
I’m doing the best I can

Tell me am I right/To think that there could be nothing better/than making you my wife/and slowly growing old together

Every year, I do the same thing. Though its a little late, I'm going to keep the tradition going. Because if I don't, apparently no one will. Hey, Jon, if you read this, dude, let you should this too.
Javann's Completely Awesome Year (Not Quite Completely Awesome, But okay)

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Uh. . .not much. I must be getting old. Oh wait, I subscribed to Netflix. And it is awesome. Let me tell you. I've seen more movies in the last two weeks than I have in a while.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I have no resolve, much less during new years to do anything

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Um. . .Candace Johnson. She had a Garreau. I think that's how you spell it.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Fortunately no, I'd say no one I could remember, but I can't remember them dying, I couldn't have been that close to them.

5. What countries did you visit?
Um, America. I don't think I even went out of. . .oh wait, I went to Tennessee. That was definitely out of state.
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
Maybe controlled my night life enough to get to work on time. Definitely that.
7. What date(s) from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Yeah, none that I care to disclose to the general public. The year's definitely been eventful.
8. What were your biggest achievements of the year?
Uh, new job, and a new resolve
9. What was your biggest failure?
Name it. I've done it.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
A crazy sickness which took me from work for four days, and let me tell you, it was pretty bad.

11. What were the best things you bought?
Shoes, hats, clothes, shirts, body guards, you know. . .the normal.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Harold Penn. That man is god's gift to anyone. He is without a doubt the most amazing man I've met. And I'm an extremely heterosexual man.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
No one appalled or depressed me. . .except for myself of course. Yay.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Clothes, food, petrol, and tickets
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
You know, lets go to the next question.

16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Girls - Biz Markie

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
(a) happier or sadder? Much happier
(b) thinner or fatter? Much more muscular
(c) richer or poorer? In theory richer, but in practice still broke

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Traveling, and field service
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Uh. . .yeah, work. I wish I'd done less of that.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Somewhere dark quiet, and thankfully non-festive

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Oh heck no.
23. How many one-night stands?
I've got this nice plastic rubber maid storage drawer set that I keep next to my bed, had a five inch television on it, so I guess you can call it a night stand. And it is a singular.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
My Name is Earl.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
My list of abhorrance is only comparable to my list of mistakes

26. What was the best book you read?
The Art of War. Go read that. You'll dominate your enemies.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
The Bravery, The Killers, the Dick Dale, because he is the king of surf guitar.

28. What did you want and get?
A new job.

29. What did you want and not get?
I'm sticking with last years answer:
Completion

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
King Kong, and uh. . .hmmm. . .A Series of Unfortunate Events
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I uh, did nothing. Yeah, that's about right. And 23
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Learning more. About anything.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
Jeans. Man. And shirts. That pretty much did it for me. I'm a guy, what do you expect.
34. What kept you sane?
Who said I was sane?

35. Which celebrity figure did you fancy the most?
Jessica Alba. Wow.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Spiritual blindness not being an issue.

37. Who did you miss?
I honestly can say, I miss the old Javann. The old Javann was hardcore. He was tough, and he didn't take anything from anybody. He did whatever was necessary to handle business, and personal hygiene was done when necessary. This new Javann, who uses body wash and Axe, who cleans and organizes, and feels bad when he doesn't, I don't like him. The old Javann didn't care about your feelings, but this new Javann, well he does for some reason. He knows he used to not care, but now he's too busy caring to not care. I guess that's a good thing, but the old Javann was a lot easier to be.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Harold Penn. Man. To quote him, "he is straight trill!"

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003?
The only thing more humiliating than defeat is accepting it as your fate.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
They don't mean a thing to you
They move right through you
Just like your breath
But sometimes
I still think of you
And I just wanted to
Just wanted you to know
My old friend...
I swear I never meant for this
Don't ask for explanation. Well you can ask, I won't guarantee the answers. Anyway, thanks for the time, and spit the intelligence at me.