Friday, September 24, 2004

i, i'm a new day rising/i'm a brand new sky/to hang the stars upon tonight/i, i'm a little divided/do i stay or run away/and leave it all behind?

First, let me say that today while at Burger King, I met a real live Raggedy Ann. She had red yarn hair. That was the extent of her Raggedy Ann-ess, but I think that in itself is good (or bad?) enough. But let me explain myself. You this was a victim of the almighty weave. For those of you who are unaware as to what weave is, well simpy put, its hair (real or synthetic) that is glued, stapled or woven into the actual hair of a woman. Its purpose is to enhance the look of the "weavee" so as to make it appear that they have long luxuriant hair. What it normally ends up doing is making it look like they've murdered (or at least assaulted) several horses and cut their tails and manes for their own beautification purposes. But wait there's more! Weave also comes in several different colors, colors that no human being could ever have growing out of his or her head. Colors that wouldn't even be welcome in a Skittles bag, let alone intertwined with someone's nappy hair. But to cut this short, I'll leave this subject alone.

So, the first day I blogged on this site was Thursday September 25th. So this upcoming Sunday shall be the one year anniversary of my site. No doubt you want to know everything there is to know about such an impressive site. Well here's a few stats for you.

2361 page hits since April 11, 2004 (when I began tracking the sites)
By continents this is the breakdown:

1. North-America 2170 91.9 %
2. Europe 139 5.9 %
3. Asia 15 0.6 %
4. Australia 4 0.2 %
5. South America 1 0.0 %
Unknown 32 1.4 %
Total 2361 100.0 %

By country:

Country of origin
1. United States 2147 90.9 %
2. The Netherlands 124 5.3 %
3. Canada 23 1.0 %
4. Singapore 9 0.4 %
5. United Kingdom 5 0.2 %
6. Australia 3 0.1 %
7. Portugal 2 0.1 %
8. Germany 2 0.1 %
9. Malaysia 2 0.1 %
10. Hong Kong S.A.R. 1 0.0 %
11. Hungary 1 0.0 %
12. Iceland 1 0.0 %
13. Brazil 1 0.0 %
14. Philippines 1 0.0 %
15. India 1 0.0 %
16. New Zealand 1 0.0 %
17. Denmark 1 0.0 %
18. Spain 1 0.0 %
19. Korea 1 0.0 %
20. Belgium 1 0.0 %
21. Romania 1 0.0 %
Unknown 32 1.4 %
Total 2361 100.0 %

Interesting stuff no doubt. During the course of this year, this blog has made it possible for people to know exactly what's going on this head of mine. And many times the report I've heard back is that what I think scares people. Heh heh heh. . .how do you think it makes me feel? I kid I kid. If I scare or disturb you, I suppose I should apologize and promise I'll never do it again. At least not until I forget. Well that does it for the Javester. Take it easy this weekend.

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